What is this blog?

Greetings, Salutations, Hello,

 First off, welcome to the blog. This’ll be a brief insight into me. It’ll be me saying stuff, things, and this and that. I might write a bit, I might muse a bit, hell, I even might draw a bit (I definitely won’t draw) .

I can’t promise that you’ll enjoy yourself, or that this will be anything other than mundane, but that’s life. I’m using this to shout into the void, to get the stuff that’s inside me out (don’t be disgusting, you know what I mean). Think of this as my millennial catharsis, just a blog written by someone just trying to get by, to do a little bit of good in the world and then die. What else is there? Well, there might be a glimpse of some pretty stellar banter as well.

If you’re looking for something in particular, be it relationship advice, political musings, or a blog about the proper way to store your socks, you should probably just leave. These things might feature (my flatmate tells me socks are important), but it won’t be for you, it’ll be for me, and it’ll wrong. You won’t have fun, honestly, you won’t. Just go. Please stay.

However, if you’re trying to make it through life, why not stick around? Worst that can happen is you get a yardstick to measure how awful/great you life is in comparison to mine. Look at me, i’m writing a blog that no one will read. Hopefully you’ll laugh, cry, gasp and do a face that says ‘oh, ok, that’s definitely a thing, not for me, but nice that he’s enjoying it’.

Why not have a look around.

Or don’t.